I am Addicted to Yet Another Social Networking Website

Created a year after I graduated from university, I've managed to resist the temptations of Facebook for about three years. Nowadays, I have slotted myself with virtual social groups such as "Architecture for Humanity" and "Unlike 99.99% of the Facebook population, I was born in the 70s." I also distinguish myself amongst the "Earthsos.org" group as well as the "how many useless groups can I join on facebook?" group. I can "poke" and "spank" my friends, and am anticipating a "bitch slap" module. I am now searching for an "addicted to facebook" group.