Shots of Apple Vinegar

Running against your friends on the new Nikeplus website is probably not a good idea when a.) you have negative caloric intake and b.) most of the running you've been doing lately has been to the toilet.

That said, I've been eating nothing but jook, saltine crackas, salty plums, more jook, and two-second shots of apple cider vinegar. Alvin would be so proud.